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A pet name a guy gives his girlfriend when they are in love
I love my Teddy Pumpkins!
I need to text my teddy pumpkins
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I need to find a new bra to fit these flesh pumpkins.
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Cuts on your penis from a Blow Job where she bites on your penis too hard. Scrapes her teeth on your penis. Blow Job where teeth scrape against your penis leaving marks.
She's great in bed, but she left a few pumpkin scratches on me, so watch out.
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The act of ejaculating after eating various pumpkin assortments onto a thanksgiving pumpkin pie, during grace.
I really hope uncle John doesn't have another pumpkin nut this year!
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When you fuck a girl and put your dick in her pee hole and your balls in her vagina
I just have that bitch my golden pumpkin!
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When two homo sexual males are fucking doggy style and their balls repeatedly smack each other.
Gay guy 1: Last night when you fucked my ass and we were smashing pumpkins it felt so good.
Gay guy 2: Yea my balls are sore too.
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a loud expulsion of gas, loud vocal flatulence
Peg was mortified when a barking pumpkin leapt from her shorts after Mike bought her a chili dog.
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