queef fetish

A sexual fetish for air dispelled from the vagina. Rhymes with "leaf lettuce." (Proper use is in restaurant work).

Chef: Hey get me a head of leaf lettuce!
Dishwasher: Queef fetish?
Chef: What the fuck?

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Pelican queef

Same as a queef but with a hint of fish

(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)

She wanted me to go 'downtown' but after that Pelican queef no way!

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Queef Boxing

Beatboxing through one's private parts

Bennett is the king of queef boxing!

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Male Queef

the redirection of gaseous air to either side of the scrotum, simultaneously filtered by the surrounding pubic hair and or the naked sack itself...while sitting down

Jaime, stop male queefing on my computer chair!

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Queef Butternut

The vaginal fluid that drips or oozes from a female vagina. Hours later, it hardens forming an edible crunchy ball that taste like butter.

Kyle's queef butternut was so big that it was making his pants sag.

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Cum Queef

A woman queefing after the male ejaculated in her vagina after being fucked hard, which blows semen all over the male subject covering him in is own love goo.

My wife cum queefed all over my nuts last night!

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Queef Treachery

A euphemism for when your girl cheats on you.

I sense queef treachery is afoot!

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