Aural rape

When the products of sex end up in your ears, without your consent. Occurs mostly in airplanes, where crying babies (i.e. sexual product) will not let you live in peace by making the most noise per square meter possible (i.e. raping your ears).

"why is Mary staying in the hotel all the time?"
"she still hurts from the aural rape she had to endure on her way here"
"really?! how hard was it?"
"3 kids"
"we should get her flowers"

raping chocolate

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public

guy1: OMNOMNOM

guy2: Dude, stop raping your chocolate

guy1: I'm sorry for raping chocolate

rape satchel

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.

Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!

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Rape pee

(Also known as rape piss) taking a piss with a boner

"Rape pee really sucks bro"

Notification Raped

The act of going onto someones Facebook page and liking everything on their page...every video they post,every status they post,everything they comment on or like.

I got bored so i notifaction raped my friend on facebook.

"aw i dont believe!"(friend checks they're facebook page...200 notifications) "i've been notification raped!

Data Rape

The gratuitous manipulation and willful monetisation of all personal data by companies without due recognition or reward back to either user or humanity

data rape is when software organisations use the data collected by people-users to build their businesses, make millions in exits, charge escalating subscription fees, erode trust, service and user experience and fail to give a fair ROI back to either the user or "collective humanity" in return.

Raping Walls

The act of blowing up another person's Facebook wall. Usually committed by a group who go back and forth writing random phrases or stories on the person's wall so when they check Facebook they believe they've gotten lots of love. However, their wall has just been raped.

Person #1: "What you doing?"
Persons #2: "Nothing much just raping walls on Facebook with my crew."
Person #1: "Haha! That's classic!"