Popular saying by Liquid Chap and 72 Hrs when getting dumb stuff happen in Fortnite.
*Chap gets run over by a plane*
Chap: okay really
Exact words zayn malik quoted after he left the band (larry is real and louis tops end of conversation) about the sweetest human(who once tripped over a dog and apologised to it) and killed 33% of the fandom
Directioner 1:we've come so far
Directioner 2 (young) :how far..?
Directioner 1: right from " i know the real you"
To
" i never really spoke to him"
to illegally enter someones computer and looking up "really fat dog" on google, downloading it, and pasting it on their desktop as many times as possible as well as also changing the desktop wallpaper to it.
haha dude I really fat doged Jessica yesterday and she was mad with me for days, she had to reinstall her computer because of the lag it caused
Someone That is extremely attractive but with elf like features, very fuckable though
A: Daniel is a really hot elf bitch
K: I know I’d do anything to get with him
“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad
"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"