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Cafeteria Religion

Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs

Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.

by motel November 12, 2013

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The Religion Nazi

One who forces their religion down another's throat in an effort to 'educate the ignorant/unenlightened'. These people are well known for every wrong to ever fall upon mankind, as well as the birth of the atheist and the agnostic.

News flash, guys; God gave us the Bible to TEACH, not to BELABOUR! If they want to be Christian/Jewish/Muslim/Buddist/whatever, they'll do whatever they can to convert, If they don't, don't force them; you'll just make more atheists.

by Shawn B. November 3, 2003

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Religion of Peace

A reference to George W. Bush's famous post-9/11 declaration that Islam is a "religion of peace". ROP is generally used as a substitute for the word "Islam", though it can also refer to Muslims in general. In all cases, use of the term ROP indicates either distaste for Islamic beliefs and practices, or derisive mockery of the politically correct attitudes (as embodied by Bush) that spawned the phrase "religion of peace".

Worker #1 "Did you see today's paper? The Religion of Peace claimed another victim."

Worker #2 "Well don't call them violent, or they'll riot."

by (I am) John Doe August 25, 2007

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False religion

1 A really ironic thing to say when describing any religion.

1 Some guy: "Thats a false religion you twat" Other guy: "You realise that all religions are probably made up so what is a false religion?"

by Underpants gnome 4 June 22, 2010

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freedom of religion

freedom of religion:
MEans one has the power to choose to be whatever religion they wish to be, wether it be Christian, Jew, or drudic Vampirism. Even no religion is included. Freedom of religion also means freedom from presecution, including slander, physical and emotional attack, and discrimination.

Exersicer of freedom of religion: I am a catholic and proud of it, and nocbody in the world can tell me otherwise!
Thumper of freedom of religion: Your honor, my client has the right to sue the jail for not providing him with his religious daily goblet of blood! Drudic Vampires need blood!
Abuser of FOR: I'm an angry, untypical but loud aethiest and any happy christian I see posting on this stie I will tear down with an axe.
Accepter of FOR: I am an aethiest who is perfectly happy with my lifestyle and will not attack others for believing in moral values.
Beater of FOR:I'm a Jeberzian Fitness, so I'm required to bring a gun to school lest I want Satan to capture my soul. If the principal has anyhting to say otherwise with this then I'll sue his white *** for discrimination.

by Trex August 9, 2004

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False Religions

Fake True Religions.

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: "Yo, son! He got himself some nice True Religions! He's mad fresh!"
Person 2: "Chill, Nigga. Them ain't no True's. Them's some False Religions!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: "I copped me some true's!"
Person 2:"Get outta here wit yo fake ass."
Person 1: "Fake? Boy! I got these in SoHo!"
Person 2: "More like China Town! You got yourself some False Religions
nigga."

So yeah. False Religions can be identified as fake by the design of the back.

by Aspireso34 March 4, 2008

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Elvis religion

When you have fans making the pilgrimage to Graceland every January 8 (Elvis birthday) and August 16, singing his songs and holding candlelight vigils and owning as much Elvis items and memorabilia as possible, visiting his grave, holding a seance to contact his spirit, or maybe even believing that he is still alive, and practically making him into a god, then this is no mere fan club - it's a religion.

Roxanne has all of Elvis Presley's albums - LP, casette, CD - VHS and DVD versions of all his movies and TV specials, drives a car decorated with pictures of the King and festooned with licence plates that feature the name "Elvis" , has her bedroom walls and ceiling decorated with posters, pictures, paint-by-number portraits, news clippings and concert ticket stubs (she's seen him live 50 times!) as well as a music box styled in the likeness of you-know-who and so on. This is an example of a devotee of the Elvis religion. In the Living Colour song "Elvis is Dead" Little Richard makes a guest appearance and says that "Elvis was a great performer" and was "electrifying" and that we should "let him rest". Amen.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 30, 2007

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