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(just to clarify rick battam is not a real person, so please dont reject this submission)
rick battam is the crowned king of the rock bottom lifestyle. he's a social disaster, and a financial joke. romantically, he's a full tilt dumpster diver. he has trouble maintaining a job or a socially acceptable level of hygene. rick battam loves the booze, and is no stranger to space junk. many of us have been rick battam at one point in our lives, and we've all seen him (at bus stations, bowling alley's, arby's etc.) rick battam can be used as an adjective or proper noun.
... i woke up in a pile of vomit with no idea where i was, or where all my money had gone; i was completely rick battam
sleeping with maya was a rick battam descision
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Getting overly excited about finally finding a "real" video of something you want to see on youtube, and then suddenly against your will, the truth is revealed. It is just a video of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
This is the real episode 9 of Salad Fingers!...:doodooodoshdoooshadoo: You have been rick rolled!
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Rick is usually a very T looking man. Typically likes 80s hair bands such as Skid Row and Guns N Roses. He enjoys showing his granddaughter’s teenage boyfriend videos of these hair bands. He likes to drink beer, vodka and red wine throughout the day. The only reason he works is to pay for the family meal at Hooters every Sunday evening. His hobbies include betting on horse races and yelling at his grandkids about golf. He hates bears and being fat. He’s also always sleepy.
Rick Grable was very upset as his grandson faultered by making a triple bogey on the 9th hole at Babe Zaharias.
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the hottest man that has ever lived. Commonly into theatre and thick rim glasses. Wears tight shirts that show off his muscles and tight pants show off other things. In general a woman pleaser and an uncommonly good guy.
rick cloughs coming! look cute!
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Ricke often denies being gay but he plays cod so he has to be!
hey gay ricke playing cod again?
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To steal from a rich person.
Usually Jews, or your "cheap", yet rich dad.
"Nahhh, my broski rick rob'd my dad and fucked up his credit and shitt."
"Rick robbing can phail at times."
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Independent filmer, catering mostly to shock value and general retardedry. Started a video website, which he is most known for, before the whole Jackass craze and has been featured on CollegeHumor, Film Fights, and Entertainment Weekly.
His shorts "Loose Cannon" and "Ghost Poo" were a couple viral videos that were posted around the internet.
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