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Is a guy named Ryan that attends the University of North Carolina at Pembroke!
His good looks and charm have all the ladies swooning over him and the guys want to be him. Don’t let the good looks fool you, Pretty Ricky Fontaine is also wicked smart! He stands about 6’ 4”, bout 250 and in great shape from wrestling.
Kody: Brad have you seen Ryan today?
Brad: I haven’t seen him yet.
Tysheick: Y’all talking bout Pretty Ricky Fontaine, he’s on his way.
Hallie: Hmmm, Pretty Ricky Fontaine, I’d like to climb that mountain!!!
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The best comedian ever. Made and starred in the office (which started in Britain). He was awesome in muppets most wanted and he is hilarious!!! He is an athiest.
Person 1: Have you heard of Ricky Gervais?
Person 2: OF COURSE, HE STARRED IN THE OFFICE AND IS HILARIOUSLY FUNNY AND IS AN ATHIEST! WHO HASNT HEARD OF HIM....
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When a guy fucks a girl so hard he gets injured in the process.
Friend: I heard Brittney came over for the Islanders game yesterday.
Me: Yeah we fucked the entire game, but then my dick broke.
Friend: I hate The Ricky-D Experience.
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A prick who cant hold a line, side draft, or just win without wrecking the field. Twice. He drives like his ex girlfriend Danica Patrick. Some of her wreck essence must have fell on his 1 inch dick when they had oral sex. On another note, If you or a loved one have been wrecked by the 17 car, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
What the hell is that guy doing, hes driving like Ricky Stenhouse Jr!
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Colloquial phrase said by Puerto Ricans to someone to call it quits. Originated when the citizens (and other countries in the world) demanded the governor of Puerto Rico, Ricardo Rosselló, to resign from his position due to acts of corruption, money laundering and more all stemming from the Telegram chats (889 pages of it)leaked where he insulted Puerto Ricans including his own partisans, mocked the death of hurricane Maria victims and prominent figures, the obese, joked with the idea presented by one of the members of killing opposition members of other political parties and other more heinous acts (which should never be pardoned), with his partners in crime. #RickyRenuncia
“Man, my fucking work is gonna kill me.”
“Then Ricky Renuncia to it dude!”
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To dip one's balls into a vat of hot sauce; teabag and then fart into your partners face area.
She was so with it she let me give her the ole' Ricky the Dragon Steamboat.
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As part of a monthly ritual, where you and your buddies go out to local clubs to hit on girls, you happen upon a bar slut who is sucking face with some nondescript dude in the parking lot. As usual, one of your pals goes out of his way to get a better look at the backseat car action, only to discover that this particular bar slut is the girl that he is currently dating.
Just as we were going into the club, my buddy saw some folks swapping spit in their car. As he got closer to the vehicle, he realized that he had just been Ricky Ticky Tavied.
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