touched roads

After serving time in jail or prison and you are finally released.

Man 1: Yo my nigga just touched roads

Man 2: say honest, how long was he in for

Man 1: 1 week for stealing an old lady purse

Man 2: say honest, he better not get back in

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Road Rub

A chrome cleaning stick used to take off many things from motorcycle chrome.

Thanks to road rub my friend's bike doesnt look like a hunk of junk.

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Road Rudder

A Dutch Rudder performed on a person while they drive a car (much like road head). Warning: do not attempt in a vehicle with manual transmission.

The front seats in Bill's Hummer are too far apart, so instead of road head, I gave him a Road Rudder.

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Off The Road

Far More Intense Than "Off The Hook" Or "Off The Chain"

Person 1..You see that hottie at the bar?
Person 2..yeah, shes bangin
Person 3..man, shes "Off The Road"

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Road Agent

In the Old West, a highwayman. Also called an owlhoot.

The shotgun rider on the stage kept a keen eye out for road agents.

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Road Pirate

(n.) A person that is employed by the corporate State as a Policy Enforcer (Polic-e) to steal money from you as you travel the public roads. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, bushes and in concealed parking lots. Many times they will speed past you recklessly looking at their cell phones. They are armed and their automobiles are equipped with sirens and lights to make it easier to force you off the road in places to impede other travelers. Favorite saying is "STOP RESISTING!!!"

The Road Pirate forced me off the road and claimed I owed his company 500 dollars.

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road-phlegm

( noun ); The dirty spray that comes up from the rear wheels of the vehicle in front of you, as you drive on a rain-slick road.

Driving is dangerous if you cant see the road clearly. Keep wiper fluid in your car to wash away the road-phlegm.

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