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A party thrown which starts on the 31st of July at any time and continues into the 1st of August representing the succession of the leaders of Rome i.e. Gaius Julius Caesar (represented by July) to Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus (represented by August). This party is most formally thrown toga style with laurels strongly encouraged. Wine is common to be found at these parties along with Sambuca Romana and other Italian drinks. At 12 AM on the 1st of August someone (usually the host) has to pretend to get stabbed and after the stabbing someone splashes red wine on the person stabbed to represent blood. The party continues from there as any normal party would.
Bob: "Yo I'm throwing a Roman Succession Party. Do you want to come?"
Billy: "Only if I get to pretend stab you and splash wine on you."
Bob: "Yeah that's fine, show up around 6, and bring some cheap red wine."
a fucking confederation that somehow lasted a millennium. it died in 1806 to Napoleonic god. or eine verdammte Konföderation, die irgendwie ein Jahrtausend dauerte. es starb 1806 an den napoleonischen Gott.
Karl Von Habsburg: Man... Austria is part of the holy roman empire... hmmm... reform it.
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the act of simultaneously shitting your pants and projectile vomiting.
root: roman shower - the act of two or more persons simultaneously vomiting on each other.
i was about to read a story in front of a large audience, but my xanax hadn't kicked in yet, and i freaked and gave the front row a siamese roman shower.
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While lickin a bitches poon, you shove your two baby fingers up her ass and rest you're chin in your thumbs.
My bitch takes too damn long to cum, so instead of donkey kong punching her, i just used the roman chin rest.
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A kickass band that released one of the coolest post-hardcore albums ever, "To Plant A Seed", and two EPs, "Demonstrations" and "Dreams". Their catchy lyrics and guitar riffs are coupled by outstanding bass and enveloping drum fills. Both unclean and clean vocals are major parts of their music, each singer having a unique tone and projection. They aren't a Christian band, but their lyrics have an uplifting, positive theme to them. Overall, they deserve more popularity than they recieve.
We Came As Romans is music for the soul.
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When you take your date out to a heavy Italian dinner, then take them home, get a blowjob and push their head in until they almost puke, yell “respect the sacred Roman empire” drape them with the bedsheets so it look like they’re wearing a toga, and as you cum proceed to “baptize” them as you scream “In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti”
Oh man, you wouldn’t believe my date last night, totally gave her the Sacred Roman Empire again.
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A roman orgy is a sexual act containing males and goats and the men are penetrating the goats and the goats are penetrating the men
That goat fuckd Bernsteinn hard in the roman orgy at kristofers house
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