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When a person with facial burns and missing teeth gives a guy head scraping the shaft on the scars
Remember Tonya from that fire? She gives the best Cajun velvet rope since she healed.
Something my (many-times) boss Mike says. Don't ask me why. But it's pretty cool.
Lesbian #3: Mr. Jim just wrecked the forklift again.
Mike: Holy shit on a rope!
Muff: Fuck you, Mr. Jim!
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When one has so many STD's that his penis looks like the Nerds Rope Candy
"You got to forget about your ex and get nerds rope dick"
"I fucked so many hookers I got nerds rope dick"
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The sexual act of inserting pvc pipe into ones vagina or asshole, then sticking barbed wire into the pvc, removing the pipe and then pulling the wire out slowly.
"Hey Suzie, can i give you a texas rope tug?''
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danganronpa on crack, featuring Ibuki Mioda, Kaede Akamatsu, and Celestia Ludenburg
Person: Hey do you like Danganronpa?
Other Person: nah fam, I like dangan rope burn
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the best damn soap on earth
made of washing the scrotum
damn that pope soap on a rope gave me a hella rash
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Taking a massive dump. Dropping anchor. Commissioning the submarine USS Brownwater. Pinching a loaf. Pooping.
Wife: "Honey, we're going to be late for dinner with my mother. You've been in there a while - are you feeling alright?"
Husband: "I'm in the middle of hanging a food rope. And stop talking to me through the goddamned door!"
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