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Looking up to shrek as a God (or goddess)
"Hey, shrek is love"
Hey her hair is really green and she says shes gay she must be a shrek woman
The shrek ritual is usually called Shrek is Love Shrek is Life. You may or may have not been warned about this. It’s deadly to some individuals. Welp. Idk what to say anymore. Just don’t do it
Police: u hear that
Person: ya
Police: some one did the shrek ritual
The truth
(Used as a joke because Shrek is obviously unattractive so it has been made a meme to call Shrek from the animated series of movies Shrek hot)
Me: “Damn bro Shrek is hot.”
You: “Nah you trippin.” (laughs.)
A Neck Shrek is someone who feasts on glizzies like there's no tomorrow. Will literally go green while giving the vacuum-sealed, double-hand twisting Gluck Gluck 9000 with ogre strength.
"Hey bro, did you end up chillin' with that girl?"
"Yeah bro, she's a real Neck Shrek. She gobbled the glizzy and yelled, 'Get out of my swamp!'"
"Shrek and Fiona are in fact mythical creatures." states the cheif of the balakuda tribe "we have blessed and prayed to the ogre gods Shrek and Fiona for hundreds of years now"
I want to be some mythical creachers when I grow up so I will be Shrek and Fiona.
Shrek and Fiona are the world hottest couple 6 years running