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1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.
2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
Example:
Bro 1: "My knees hurt."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"
Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."
Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."
He is a very funny guy and he is a very strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you mentally and physically.
Guy 1: Do you regret something
Guy 2: Messing with a Juan Simon
Simon is the best boy that u will ever meet, he's cute, hot and with a good sense of humor. Ur lucky if u know him.
The one and only Simon Slavov
An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.
That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced fucking cunt.
A math teacher. The best teacher. I wish I could have been given birth to him.
#LoveMr.Wall
I love Simon Wall!
Simon bowls pumpkins he licks aiden angs boody, he says he made 100 but it was in t20 blast. he Usually looks like my dogs food and eats grass for knowledge. He has a bbc and yet he looks like aiden angs snot.