The Process in which a male cums into the eye of someone then kicks them bloody hard in the shin so they jump on one leg covering one eye shouting "Y'arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!"
"Shut it woman or i'll give you a salty pirate to think about!"
When a man or woman has a tracheotomy, takes out the speaking device and a man cums in the hole, erupting out the receivers mouth! Much like a volcano...
I was banging away at this girls trach hole and when I came, she looked like a salty volcano!
Salty Cowboys are a Sponsored, Professional Fishing Team based out of Madeira Beach, Florida's West Coast. The Salty Cowboys are popular and highly recognizable by their patriotic uniforms and straw cowboy hats. They are also know for their hunting prowess.
The "Salty Cowboys" are weighing in another big fish for the WIN!
To cum on a table and have her snort it
Brian: I gave Jenna a salty nostril
Mike: You made her snort your cum?
Brian: Hell Yes!!
William: Thats Nuts
This is where one person cums on their finger, and inserts said finger into a friend or foe's ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.
"Dude, I just owned Dalton with a Salty Steve!"
while having doggystyle intercourse, the man pulls out right before and blows it on a reeses pieces peanut-buttercup. He then hands it to his partner and they eat the salty goodness.
Dude, I gave her the biggest salty buttercup ever.