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1. A very fat person
2. Goes to cadets
3. Goes out with fat boys (and likes/licks it) ;)
4. Shags his BFs (who are guys)
5. FYI. has 1 BALL!
6. Chases randomers with a baseball bat
7. Is a library basher
8. Sings in the shower
9. Thumps on the wall when masterbating
10. Smells like a dustbin
OMG that fat kid in the cadet uniform must be called sam!!!
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Samming or *samming*
1- The look of complete adoration and love that only one can achieve when looking at the love of their life, AKA One Direction.
2- The action of copying Sam.
ORIGINATING from a tumblr post; a picture of a male fan standing in the GA section of the crowd of a one direction concert, with a look of awe on his face- ‘he needs a place in this fandom. Let’s call him Sam’.
Did you see that man in the crowd looking at One Direction- “he was samming”
“I’m samming over that new photo of Liam payne”
a sex GOD who for some bizarre reason decided to choose you as his next conquest. hes flirty, constantly has a mischievous glint in his eye and to most irresistible smile
WTF why did sex-god sam just wink at you!?
ermmm... we kinda hooked up last night..........
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To chunder "Avarywhere", through ones hands, on public transport.
I was totally Samming this morning on my way to school
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One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet in your entire life. He makes you feel certain ways that are hard to explain. Everything he says and does seems to fill you with joy somehow. It's impossible to let someone this special just pass you by, which is why once you met a Sam, never ever let him go.
'I met this guy called Sam.'
'THATS AWESOME! I wish I could meet a Sam'
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sam is the sweetest and cutest, most caring, attractive, loving, kindest guy you will ever meet. although he can be cringy that’s what makes him so special. If you ever meet him you will never want to loose him. You would be so lucky to have him and will never regret being with him. Not only is he kind he is also really good looking and has an amazing sense of humour. He will make you feel wanted and special. he will also comfort you and make you laugh so much and when he is gone for a bit you will miss him so much. he will be so important to you. although it may take him time to grow it will be worth it in the end. if you meet a sam you will love him to bits. sam is amazing.
sam is a great person.
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