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Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty

Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP

by beronicascrown November 20, 2019


sammy naylor

a tall specimen who tends to like odd sports and quite acedemic
and tends to flex there goods

that guys sucha sammy naylor
stop sammy nayloring

by lord Rys January 27, 2019


Sammi pope

Someone who loves women who is from Africa. And has retardism

“ Sammi pope failed math

by Dickieflaie566 September 08, 2023


Sammy Bloomfield

The most homosexual person anyone will ever meet.A Sammy Bloomfield Loves men and penis around or inside him.

Person 1:Look it’s a Sammy bloomfield
Person 2:Wow he likes men
A Sammy Bloomfield loves men

by Sammy Bloomfield November 28, 2020


Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.

Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy

by h06i10 January 08, 2023


Sammie Yung Are Vergil

Sammie Yung Are Vergil

Sammie Yung Are Vergil

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 01, 2025


bag of sammie

Just a literal bag full of plupped up cocks, in fact the bag is actually made of scrotal tissue and hair.

Man my mom has literally been a bag of sammies all day bro

by Sammie420hatter September 16, 2018