September 6

National girlfriend must do anything you say day.

Bf- Can you sing bad at love
Gf- no
Bf- it’s September 6
Gf- got a boy back home in Michigan…

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September 14

tell ur crush u like them day!

Sarah-oh it’s September 14 I have to go tell josh I like him

Josh-OMG ITS SEPTEMBER 14 I WONDER IF BALIYS GONNA TELL ME IF SHE LIKES ME!

Sarah-:(

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September 16th

A seggzy mf was born on this day, no one beats september 16th babies😎

Me: ayo it’s september 16th today
Candice: ok and?

Me:uhh u dont know? It’s the day all the seggzy mf’s was born

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September 5th

National boyfriends say yes to everything day.

A day where your boyfriend has to give you attention and be attentive to all of your needs

gf: it’s September 5th, you have to give me all your attention and do everything i say today
bf: really?

gf: ya look here

gf: will you rub my back?
bf: of course

gf: will you do the dishes and take out the trash?
bf: of course

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3rd September

International fuck your best friend day

He: wanna fuck cause it’s 3rd September

She: ofc

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September 2nd

September 2nd is the national holiday of finally giving the person who likes you a chance, and finally liking him back

On September 2nd I finally decided to give him a chance, it turned out to be the best decision ever!

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September 1st

national grab ass day

on september 1st it’s national grab ass day.

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