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Designed by the future psychologist Gabe Melchor the shooting arrow can be described as a form of art or a piece of art. First performed on a frat house bed the shooting arrow caught on and has been a hit throughout America. Although classy looking the shooting arrow is a difficult task to perform. Please facebook Gabe Melchor for more information on the ever famous "Shooting Arrow”.
Shooting Arrow
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To furiously masturbate so much in a short amount of time that when you ejaculate no fluid or sperm comes out. Like you ejaculated a ghost.
Dude I got really bored one day and tried to break my record, I wound up shooting ghosts by the end of the night.
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an institution for educating children.
"Bye mom I gotta leave to the shooting range"
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When someone is done smoking a cigarette, they toss the still lit butt at you, thus the "shooting star" effect. The usual aim for this is to either burn a hole in your clothes or have it go down your shirt without you noticing. Usually, unless they're real bastards, they will shout "shooting star" to give you a warning about what they're about to do.
Johnathan gave me a shooting star yesterday, effectively burning a hole in my new trench coat. He's fucking going down.
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A window that pops up whenever there's a problem with your Windows, and never actually suggests a solution that helps fixing it.
The reason your CD-ROM doesn't work is because of blah blah.....
Did that solve the problem?
-Yes after I did that the CD-ROM works now
-No that didn't help me
Select No and the next page says:
We couldn't solve your problem with this trouble shooting session.
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When you screw yourself by saying something intended for amusement, and then realized you just completely made a fool of yourself or said something that would get yourself in trouble. This is also know as "shooting yourself in the foot" or just a "self shoot"
friend: "hey parker, my mom is in the hospital with a severe case of meningitis but i still think she will be okay."
parker: "Let me know when she dies *laugh*"
Student: "....ah....i'm not kidding"
parker: oh. (wide eyes. nothing to say. realizing he just did a self shoot)
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