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(Used as a joke because Shrek is obviously unattractive so it has been made a meme to call Shrek from the animated series of movies Shrek hot)
Me: “Damn bro Shrek is hot.”
You: “Nah you trippin.” (laughs.)
“hot shrek” Is when you say something to describe that that object or person you’re talking about is hot on the highest level: Shrek level
Man: Bro, That’s some hot shrek right there
Man 2: Innit mate. I’d like to get sum of the shrek right there
the shrek-button is something you make when you are bored and have a 3d printer, some led-lights and way to much time on your hands. it looks like a cartoonish red button that would launch a nuke but green instead of red. When pressed it would play allstar by smashmouth and turn all lights connected to it green. I believe it would be incredibly funny if you were at a zoom meeting and you press the button and everyone in your call would see your room turn green and hear allstar play in the background
Brian: Have you seen this new video of a shrek-button being pressed on toktik?
William: Yes i have! I would really want one as a gift and since my birthdys is coming up soooooo.
Brian: Nah fam you cant buy it rn.
A Neck Shrek is someone who feasts on glizzies like there's no tomorrow. Will literally go green while giving the vacuum-sealed, double-hand twisting Gluck Gluck 9000 with ogre strength.
"Hey bro, did you end up chillin' with that girl?"
"Yeah bro, she's a real Neck Shrek. She gobbled the glizzy and yelled, 'Get out of my swamp!'"
"Shrek and Fiona are in fact mythical creatures." states the cheif of the balakuda tribe "we have blessed and prayed to the ogre gods Shrek and Fiona for hundreds of years now"
I want to be some mythical creachers when I grow up so I will be Shrek and Fiona.
Shrek and Fiona are the world hottest couple 6 years running
unflattering description of a woman because her looks are similiar to the character "shrek"
when i met my blind date she looked like an ogre, she was shrekked out
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