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Shut your asshole

A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".

Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"

by Anrei October 22, 2017

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Shut your sphincter!

Another way to say shut up. Confuses the person you tell this too which usually results in them being quiet. More effective than saying plain ol' shut up. The definition of a sphincter is essentially an opening in the human body (example: mouth)

Nick: Hi I'm Nick. I'm really fucking annoying and laugh at my own jokes. I have no sense of humor and look like a preteen girl. I will be a virgin forev...
Dan: SHUT YOUR SPHINCTER!!
*silence*

by dangerdan101 October 22, 2009

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Shut Up Yo

“Shut Up Yo©️” is a phrase licensed, distributed, created, and manufactured by the Jesus Ski Club™️. The Jesus Ski Club™️ is a club which was brought to life by Jesus himself, and they worship and adore him unconditionally. “Shut Up Yo©️” is a phrase to show your superiority over an individual and show them they must be quiet this very second. These three sacred words are only to be used by members of the Jesus Ski Club™️ and if these words are used by an average citizen, they will face the wrath of God.

Hey Quentin Shut up Yo

by ArThUR is a god November 24, 2019


shut yo leep

A nicer way of saying shut up.

Sister: Can I tell you a bed time story, I promise it won't be long.

Big brother: No go to bed.

Sister: "starts telling her story"

Big brother: Shut yo leep!

by Chrislovewords December 8, 2013


eyes glued shut

When eye discharge gets dry and crusty then cause eyes glued shut. The eye kids will be glued together.

CBC news:
The boy was hospitalized because of eyes glued shut.

by Tomytomy September 8, 2015


Shut The Fuck Off

American slang, mixed met.

An uncivilized amalgamation of especially vulgar insults, designed for maximum, venomous impact.

“Where is my rent, deadbeat slob?”

Shut the fuck off, townie. You can’t do shit.”

by Dbag Jones December 17, 2022


Shut ya lips

An expression used by Nrl player Cameron Munster. It's basically another way of saying Nothing More, Nothing Less, nothing more has to be said except well, shut ya lips

*living the dream in Bali, or Harvey Bay*

Person 1: This is the bloody life isn't it mate

Person 2: Shut ya lips mate, shut ya lips

by Maddoggyloch May 31, 2022