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An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.
Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.
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When an old person breaks wind and doesn’t ask to be excused. Most of the time it’s because they just flat-out don’t care about anything anymore. These people are clinging onto their golden years dreaming about the dawn of flying cars. Instead, they were blessed with Nickelback and the Tide-Pod Challenges.
I rode the elevator with grandpa and his silver sneakers. I thought I was going to die.
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The girl who is always almost good enough, but only gets second place, to every other girl. She always wins silver. Never told.
She’s a great girl, but she’s just a silver bitch
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Silver Permanganate is an inorganic compound with the chemical formula AgMnO4. It decomposes when heated or mixed with water, and heating to high temperature may lead to explosion. The compound is used in gas masks. It has a crystal-like purplish or a grey power appearance.
"Silver Permanganate can also be called Argentous Permanganate."
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The only object in the universe capable of killing an 80's disco werewolf.
Guy 1:We were partying last night, when this giant werewolf with an afro ran by being chased by some dude in a Van Helsing coat and a silver mullet..
Guy 2: Were you doing drugs?
Guy 1: Maybe...
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Fabulous, fun 925 Sterling Silver jewellery without the flabbergasting price tag attached.
Lux Silver sprees are typically a natural female over-reaction to:
a) A nasty break-up with a single-celled moronic buffoon.
b) Celebratory occasions ie: discovering your high school nemesis is fat and ugly (thank you Fbook).
c) Ecstatic news ie: the blood tests were negative.
d) Terrible news ie: your in-laws are coming.
Lux Silver sprees have proven to be highly effective when exacting hockey-husband revenge, or when seeking PMS relief without the calories.
Also known to be a very healthy alternative to murdering your in-laws.
Put down the knife...and pamper yourself!
I indulge my bling-fetish with Lux Silver therapy.
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Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.
"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."
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