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A guy who's gonna be single for a long time.
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Someone who when playing any type of fighting based game, despite a plethora of distinct, cool and most importantly, varying attacks at there behest, choose to fight using only the one (often boring and unimpressive) attack. Victory is often unattainable when versing a single attack fucker as they proceed to force you into a corner and perform the same pussy faggot ass attack over and over and over and over, resulting in undescribable frustration and or murderous tendencies.
Whether it be rushing in dragonball Z or the dastardly low kick in street fighter, single attack fuckers are nearly impossible to defeat with one the exception being interfering with there cognitive/hand eye coordination processing centres, aka reaching over and hitting there controller
Male: (thinking to himself) im so good at soul caliber 2, i know, ill ask my little sister to play me so i can smash her ass and feel better about myself.
HEY SIS! COME PLAY A GAME WITH YOUR BROTHER!
Sister: okee dokee, how do i play?
Male: uh i forgot, just figure it out
sister: (happily humming away) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
In game announcer: PERFECT K.O!
Sister: hey i won, YAY! im so hap......
Male: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU SINGLE ATTACK FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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National Single Day is on September the 21st so enjoy it single peopless
"omg I'm single and it's national single dayyyy"
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An income that's less than $ 10000 a year. What the major percentage of the United States working population earns for a living.
Your friend: Hey did you check out Rob's new ride? It's off the hook.
You: Yeah I did. What I can't figure out is how he can afford a brand new Cadillac with only a single digit income. You know he's a bagger at Wallmart, he must have something going on on the side.
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When a woman has been single and raising a family alone for a long time that they forget how to be co-dependent in a relationship.
In relationships she still suffered from single mother syndrome and couldn't relinquish control.
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A term when your spouse has died and instead of sex, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay "mingle"
police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.
SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!
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Feb. 13th, the day before Valentine's Day. Because so many people don't have relationships (or do, and they hate Valentine's Day anyway), Feb 13th is the day where single people do nothing, there are no cards, no flowers or anything like that.
Happy singles awareness day!
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