mam sir

a female who has male mannerisms; butch female

Wow look at the mam sir, she looks more manly than the average man

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Sir Henry "The Douche"

Famous dildo maker

Sir Henry "The Douche" was born in 1169 A.D., to a poor family in the slums of Camelot, Sir Henry was best known for his invention of the Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000 dildo. After much "hard" work he created the most popular sex toy on the market to date. His project took 69 "long" strenuous days to cumplete. His inspiration for this amazing device came to him when his mother, Madame Duche of Camelot complained of not being able to properly entertain herself when her husband was away. During a press conference in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, Sir Henry told the reporters he thought that his work in the dildo industry revolutionized what was once thought as pleasure. Reports then asked Sir Henry what he expected to accomplish in the next 30 years. He replied, "I don't know, the industry is always changing. But there is one thing I am certain of, there will always be wet and horny sluts among us looking for pleasure." Sir Henry The Douche now owns and operates the largest dildo producing factory in Camelot. Reporters asked him if he should die seeing as he has lived for more than 900 years, and who would take over his business? Sir Henry quickly replied his son Long Rod Vanhugen Dong would inherit all of his possessions. He currently lives with his 30 wifes and 1,200 children in a castle somewhere in Faukers Valley, Wyoming.

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sir shits himself

in addition, you must wear someone else's dirty, jizzy pants all night after. after that mission complete.

no comment............

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sir-nance-a-lot

A person living in New Jersey who seems to back down from any daring activity or thought. This nance status is of the utmost nance levels.

Eliot F. is well known as sir-nance-a-lot across the United States, and continues to be the only known nance to obtain such status.

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Sir Skys A lot

Mommy.

Sir Skys A lot made me breakfast, did my laundry, and beat me off.

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sir joseph paxton

architect of crystal palace which was burnt down i think , the designer of winnards park in sarisbury green . also the name of a pub in hampshire where scummy people drink , pedophiles , drug dealers ,theives and low life .

wrongens , drinking together. sir joseph paxton

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Sir Lady Pleaser

The most epic name for a penis that you will ever hear

Does Sir Lady Pleaser want to come out and play?

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