surface skidding

The act of lying underneath a coffee table naked and masturbating whilst a girl squats and shits above you on to the glass.

I shot my load whilst surface skidding with big Melanie last night.

skid mark head

A skid mark head is when your head is really deformed and premature. Some examples of people who have a skid mark head are: Jason Vorhees,Characters from wrong turn or hills have eyes.

"Have u seen Berry. He has such a skid mark head."

Skid (Kentucky slang)

It means skid

Guy 1: Damn, she's a Skid (Kentucky slang)
Guy 2: Yeah, for sure

skid bowl

Skid bowl a skid mark in the bowl of your toilet because Justin is nasty

Justin is so disgusting he left me with a skid bowl last night after Taco Bell