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1. A practice that is shunned publicly by the general populace, but privately performed by millions. Particularly enjoyable when you have satin sheets.
2. Something you probably shouldnt spring on your girlfriend the first time she stays over.
3. Something not to do when sleeping on your best mate's couch after a heavy night of drinking.
1. Pastor to the clergy: "Sleeping naked is a sin, and those who partake of it will burn in hell! It promotes promiscuity and filth!!"
2. gf: "Arghghg! what's that?"
you: "Nothing i just like to sleep naked"
gf: "You filthy perverted monkey! get away from me"
3. So i walked into the loungeroom, and there was Jamie passed out and spreadeagled on the couch. We took photos and put them on the web.
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an act of having sex and not becomming fully aware of the situation until midway through the act.
see also. sleep walking but don't relate the meanings too closely
"that bitch just strattled me in the middle of the night...i wake up, and find her bouncing up and down on my cock"
"omgz dude she sleep fucked the shit out of you"
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Sleep fapnea is a sleep inhibiting condition caused by a lack of needed fapping, or masturbation.
Man I was so tired when I got home last night I didn't get my rocks off, then I couldn't even sleep because of the damn sleep fapnea.
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American slang for describing someone who stays up all night.
Susan didn't sleep a wink last night thinking about her work in this company.
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a period of time when someone falls into a large daydream
yo jesus get out of that slayden sleep
or
frank has fell into another slayden sleep
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The act of spending the night with someone in their bed; Sleeping in another person's bed; Getting laid in a bed that is not your own
Brian, "Yo man you didn't come home last night." Chris, "I was sleeping abroad at Laura's, oh yea."
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