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Snack Jam

Pinning a snack bag against a cabinet's interior to seal the air out. Usually done in a shortage of chip clips.

Roommate 1: Bro, were out of chip clips.

Roommate 2: God damn it Carl just snack jam it.

by loloctopus February 9, 2013


sinister snack

Sardines, mustard, and pickles arranged in a pentacle shape.

Coined by iFunny user Wignasty with added instructions on the preparation.

Have you seen Wignasty's sinister snack?

I vomited because my vril levels aren't high enough to tolerate the dark energy emanating from the meal.

by PulcherGyst May 13, 2022


Snack Pack

A snack pack is an act conducted between you and your partner.

Step 1: Pick your favorite snack pack flavor, I prefer chocolate.

Step 2: gently open a pudding snack pack. Leave the tin lid attached to reseal for future use.
Step 3: slowly dip your testicles in said snack pack.

Step 4: Pull your testicles, slowly, out of the snake pack. (If you pull to fast, see pudding spoon.)

Step 5: Dip your chocolate covered testicles in your partner's mouth. Hmmmmmm

Step 6: Leave your testicles in your partner's mouth until they are cleaner than they were prior to dunking your balls in chocolate pudding. If they are still sticky, dip and repeat.
Stack packet complete!

PS: Pudding is pronounced- puuuudddinnggg. When you say it, the noise should come out of your nose and as little tongue movement as possible. That's what she said.

Last night my boyfriend snack pack 'ed like a pro! It took 3 heavy cycles to get them so clean u could eat off of them. Rinse, repeat, reuse, recycle is what I always go by....(Thrasher brasher)

by Thrasher Brasher July 8, 2020


Snack Pack

Noun:
A interconnected web of friends that consider each other family and share an eternal bond, forever unbreaking.

"I would consider these people my Snack Pack; I love them dearly"

by 13raydon May 6, 2020


Midday snack

Midday snack refers to the remaining or left over fecal matter in or around ones anus, that can be swiped with a pointer finger at anytime and be eaten

Timmy didn't have time to eat his whole meal at lunch but he knew he could always rely on his midday snack!

by Donkikongdick June 17, 2021


cyclops snacks

A term to describe blowing your cashed bowl out of a moving car window and ash flies into your eye, rendering you eyeless or 1-eyed.

I just got cyclops snacks, and it didn't feel good. o_+

by Fat Washington September 26, 2018


Sweat Snack

(V)The act of snacking on your girlfriend after you've had your way with her. This is usually done using a straw or wooden spoon

I'm goin over to my Old Lady's house for a Sweat Snack and a movie.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 2, 2009