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putting a sock over your weiner to keep it from getting sunburnt while tanning.
i used the ol' tanning sock to keep my giblets from roasting
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the leg bracelet worn by someone who's under house arrest
Darnell: Ay bruh you want watch Scarface at my place tonight?
Tito: Sorry i can't. If I go that far my hollywood sock will beep and the heat will get me.
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A sophisticated garment of clothing involving a complex set of colors and intuition. They are worthing of being worshipped, and are NOT to be confused with calve socks. Also should not be confused with leg warmers.
Common examples of knee socks are found in Sailor Fuku outfit or common girl's japanese uniforms.
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when you jizz in your best mates sock
'oh have you seen bob limpin???'
yeh thats cos i soggy socked that muther hubbered
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The act of inserting a pink sock into another pink sock.
Clay Aiken and Lance Base had to go to the hospital to undo their sock dock.
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The tiny little beings that steal the other sock from the dryer. They prefer left socks, but right will do.
"Where did my sock go?"
"The sock gnomes took it."
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You stick the open end of a sock up a girls butt, she takes a dump...you pull it out and slap her in the face with it.
When we got done I gave her the gym sock.
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