Speed-o'-Sound Sonic

A typical ninja from an overrated anime series One punch mang

weeb 1:Sonic is so much faster than Speed-o'-Sound Sonic
weeb 2:No silly, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic can kill him faster before he blinks

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Sounds like a u problem

When someone complains about something and you reply back with “sounds like a u problem “ and then they get annoyed

“ ahhh I can’t get my shoe on “

“Sounds like a u problem”

Sounds like a Saturday night

This phrase can be used as a replacement for "That's what he/she said", or "Sounds like my first time". Used to give a description of something out of the ordinary a sexual innuendo while at the same time making it appear as normal behavior for a Saturday night.

Linda: So yesterday at 11pm less than 12 hours before my kid's science project was due I had to run out to the store for a gallon of vegetable oil, 2 cucumbers, food coloring, a pound of butter, spray cheese, 6 kiwis, and a turkey baster. Came home, and after 4 hours of me doing most of the work, I was covered in a concoction of mystery sludge that would only wash off with a mixture of ammonia and floor soap. After all that, I'm still not finished.
Amy: Sounds like a Saturday night.

Sound as a pound in a mound that’s round

Similar to "Sound as a pound". If something is as sound as a pound, it is very good or reliable.

Boss: This project schedule sound as a pound in a mound that’s round.
Me:

things that sound dirty but aren't

masticate
jaculate
tittular
titter
Bangkok (a city)
ipsical
epadermis
penal
wenis

I was masticating during lunch in Bangkok and somebody saw me and said i was being rude.

things that sound dirty but aren't

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How u sound b?

This sentence is commonly used when ordered to do something you do not have any intention of doing or when told something you weren't expecting and you get agry by it. The "b" can stand for anything you want it to, like: bitch, baby, boo, boy, etc.

Example 1
Teacher: you are failing
person 1: what? how u sound b?

Example 2
person 1: yo do my homework
person 2: how u sound b? do it yourself

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Sounds like a personal problem

when someone is telling you a personal problem you have no interest/caring about in any way

Jazmin : ‘ I thought I was transferring out of nunes class but noo they had to prank me ‘

Me : ‘sounds like a personal problem ‘

Asiah : ‘when I gain more weight and do my nails it’s over for you guys ‘

Me : ‘sounds like a personal problem’

Angelina : I want to fight you so bad
Me : sounds LIKE A YOU PROBLEM .

Devonte : my girlfriend jus cheated on me
Me : sounds like a personal problem

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