speed swimmers

Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.

Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!

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Speed Bump

It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.

Jon: that girl there is pretty hot.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.

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Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.

"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."

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speed of gay

Being gay gives you superpowers

I came here at the speed of gay

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Retard Speed

(N) Like retard strength, possessed by the mentally handicapped and can be used in dire situations, such as when they escape shock therapy and are being chased by the nurse and hospital workers.

Forest Gump's retard speed made him a famous All-American football player

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In need of speed

When you and your girlfriend and brother drive over 20 minutes in a snowstorm to get a fat sack of tweakydust.

It's snowing like hell but fuck it, we're in need of speed.

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speed run

Accelerating the completion of a task or goal due to stressors.

I was trying to figure out if I wanted to break up with my boyfriend, but then he had a heart attack, so I guess I better speed run my feelings.

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