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A spoon that can be adjusted, either by rotation or by extension.
WHERE IS THAT DAMN ADJUSTABLE SPOON!
smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.
don't smelt the spoon please
After a man pees, there is about a spoon full amount of pee that dribbles out down the leg afterwards. Often shows up as a wet spot around the pants fly.
You should have given your willy a couple more shakes, for now you have spoon leg.
When someone has a really good ass, but also has parkinson's disease
Person 1"What happened to our vibrating spoon?!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
Scraping the food off a baby's chin and cheeks with his/her spoon.
Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.
“The most literal answer is the best”
Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".
Someone who be going against they race and shit.
Chris Chan is a spoon jockey white boy