Someone who is such a nonce that they are no longer satisfied by children and turn to the next annoying, chubby cheeked thing. The squirrel.
John: Look at how that squirrel’s tail moves!
Barry: Oh John you’re a right squirrel nonce you
A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
To be attracted to every female/ person you see, and to exhibit characteristics of a furry mammal, particularly a squirrel
"Why is Matt scampering from girl to girl, trying to get with them?"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"
An obese squirrel that has rabies.
Wow we just ran over a Banute Squirrel
The lack or inability to have any attention span whatsoever.
I bet little Billy learned nothing in today's school lesson, boy looked as if he was chasing squirrels the whole time.
When you flip your girl's skirt up so you can see what color panties she's wearing.
"Jake, give Angie a squirrel flip so we can settle this bet!"
"They're blue today!"