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The lack or inability to have any attention span whatsoever.
I bet little Billy learned nothing in today's school lesson, boy looked as if he was chasing squirrels the whole time.
When you flip your girl's skirt up so you can see what color panties she's wearing.
"Jake, give Angie a squirrel flip so we can settle this bet!"
"They're blue today!"
When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.
I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.
A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.
2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"
3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle
4. Darwin Award candidate
You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.
E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.
Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award
An obese squirrel that has rabies.
Wow we just ran over a Banute Squirrel