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An obese squirrel that has rabies.
Wow we just ran over a Banute Squirrel
The lack or inability to have any attention span whatsoever.
I bet little Billy learned nothing in today's school lesson, boy looked as if he was chasing squirrels the whole time.
When you flip your girl's skirt up so you can see what color panties she's wearing.
"Jake, give Angie a squirrel flip so we can settle this bet!"
"They're blue today!"
When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.
I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.
A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.
Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."
The act of dealing with difficult people or handling a lot of things going on at once.
Being in control of a situation, and thinking clearly in sudden, dire situations.
To remain organized and calm in the line of fire.
I was really impressed with the governor's squirrel wrangling at the press conference today.