That weird thing cats do sometimes where they follow their owner around the house, usually accompanied by incessant meowing for attention or food.
“Ugh, Lemons is seriously kitty stalking me right now. He’s meowing outside the bathroom since I shut the door.”
When you or someone else goes through a persons posts out of obsession, boredom, or suspicion
Me:We're you account stalking me?
You:no I was just going through your old posts
When you stalk someone online after they make contact with you, you know, just to be sure they aren't some weird stalker type
No, it's not weird that I looked at his photos from two years ago, I was just doing preventative stalking
When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide
* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom
Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking
To purposely go out on the town in search of loose women.
Yo,
lets put on a primer coat and go skank stalking.
When a "gamer" constantly looks to see what a particular person is playing everytime they are online
Steven: Raymond I noticed whilst online that you are always playing Zelda.
Raymond: Are you nerd-stalking me?
when the bump in your trousers makes it look like you have a boner.
"ha ha look, john has a boner!"
"don't worry guys. it's just a spooky stalk"