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kitty stalking

That weird thing cats do sometimes where they follow their owner around the house, usually accompanied by incessant meowing for attention or food.

“Ugh, Lemons is seriously kitty stalking me right now. He’s meowing outside the bathroom since I shut the door.”

by Sonshine October 16, 2019


account stalking

When you or someone else goes through a persons posts out of obsession, boredom, or suspicion

Me:We're you account stalking me?
You:no I was just going through your old posts

by AuroraTheSluttyBitch July 27, 2017


preventative stalking

When you stalk someone online after they make contact with you, you know, just to be sure they aren't some weird stalker type

No, it's not weird that I looked at his photos from two years ago, I was just doing preventative stalking

by carlydan February 2, 2015


Pop Tart Stalking

When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide

* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom

Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking

by poptart pretender August 29, 2011


skank stalking

To purposely go out on the town in search of loose women.

Yo,
lets put on a primer coat and go skank stalking.

by Max.L May 3, 2007


nerd-stalking

When a "gamer" constantly looks to see what a particular person is playing everytime they are online

Steven: Raymond I noticed whilst online that you are always playing Zelda.

Raymond: Are you nerd-stalking me?

by Dhuntouch! November 8, 2013


spooky stalk

when the bump in your trousers makes it look like you have a boner.

"ha ha look, john has a boner!"
"don't worry guys. it's just a spooky stalk"

by sdfhkjsdfhk October 8, 2019