Stay-man-cation

When the wife removes herself and any children from the presence of the husband and their primary residence for an extended period of time lasting at least 48 hours but no longer than 2 weeks.

My stay-man-cation begins at noon tomorrow. Open house all week boys!

Let the beat stay

What you tell your friends when you're drunk and convinced you're the life of the party but their trying to get you to go home.

Tim: hey lets get the bill and get you home
Krista: Don't let the beat drop... let the beat stay!
Tim: Avoids eye contact

Stay Glossed Up

1. To stay ready at any given moment and time
2. Never slipping, always being on top of your game

3.standing 10 toes down

4.never missing a beat

“As a Gloss Babe Jennifer Paige always stay glossed up.”

Money stays green

Said by Sir Steve and was discovered that the money did indeed stay green

Your money stays green with me

Stay in yo lane

Historically used by the male specimen that goes by the name brayden . Generally used in the case of another male specimen interacting with his pray

Michael, she’s mine! Stay in yo lane cuz

stay-at-home Dad

A man who has chosen to take the traditionally female role of tacking care of the kids and other household tasks, such as cooking and cleaning. Stay-at-home Dads are usually people who have failed at other manly pursuits, and lack any real skills or expertise.

Zachary is a Stay-at-home Dad because his wife makes all the money, and he sits at home playing computer games and arguing on the internet all day.

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I've stayed at THAT hotel.

A phrase used when you're able to relate to someone's situation because you have experienced and survived that very same situation or something incredibly similar.

Suzy: "Guys make me sick! I just want to vomit every time I think about them."
Deb: "I've stayed at THAT hotel...we should make out" (That'd be cool if things like this happened more often on video tape)


Tony: "I can't stand the way Erin treats me, she's such a cum dumpster"
Peter: "Sorry to hear that man"
Tony: "Yeah, I just need to get her back by sleeping with one of her family members"
Peter: "I've stayed at THAT hotel"
*The Douchebags High-Five*

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