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steven he: emotional damage
cringe tiktok girl: omg senpai marry me
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Fucking said bitch in the first day you two meet
I just met this girl named jasmine and I feel like pulling a steven
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A sexual act in which the male partner injects boiling fish oil into his anus, and then goes and poops it out into his sexual partners mouth. The deficator then proceeds to eat it out of the mouth.
"Bitch, I'm gonna give you a greasy Steven"
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Steven Universe is a TV show about 3 aliens called gems and Steven, the main character. Steven is the only human/gem hybrid in the show, and he inherits his mother’s shield, bubble, sword and lion. His mother was a gem and his father, Greg, is a human. Since gems don’t usuallly give birth and instead burst out of the ground, Rose (Steven’s mother) had to sacrifice her physical form to give birth to Steven. Steven and the three gems (garnet, pearl and amethyst) are known as the crystal gems and are constantly fighting gem mutants, corrupted gems and gems from their homeworld. They fight gems from their homeworld because they are rebels. Some episodes have morals, however most episodes are simply meant for entertainment.
Did you watch Steven Universe? I think it it a decent show.
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(noun)
A Cleveland Steamer perpetrated by Shia LaBeouf.
Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Eagle Eye... essentially any Shia LaBeouf "film"
"Dude, I just watched Disturbia."
"How did it make you feel?"
"I feel like Shia LaBeouf just took a shit on my chest... total Cleveland Stevens."
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To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.
He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!
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A Canadian prime minister who has caused more ejaculations than all of the spice girls combined. A master of his trade who can make fundamentalist Christians into flaming homosexuals, he hides his prowess well under a cloak of political homophobia.
Steve: Damn, I just heard Steven Harper talk about finance reform and... and... I think I'm gay!
Evan: It's alright man, it happened to me after his speech on our foreign policy. Now let's ejaculate over his budget proposal.
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