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Intoxicated on beer/cider, white pants with black g-string riding up, with large deposits of bulging back fat, one eye closing on its own accord. Too many teeth jammed into its mouth.
Friday night in a town of 2000 people
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Swamp Balls is the action of having a constipated face on because, you don't wear underwear on a hot sweaty day, and your ball-sac gets stuck to your thighs, in which you then have to put your hands down your pants and fix them nuttsssss.
Karen: Ayo Danny what's wrong, you look mad constipated.
Danny: Nahhh man, I just got Swamp Balls.
Karen: Ahhh Shit, I hate those.
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An unresponsive sex partner found in the bayous of Louisiana who makes unappealing loud moans constantly, not necessarily during sex.
I don't know if *it* was a man or woman, but it was a total swamp zombie.
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Also known as Swamp Vagina. Swamp Vag occurs when the female genitalia is of an unpleasant and quite robust odor. This odor, one of immense power, can cause individuals to clear rooms without prior notice.
"Oh man this workout was crazy, I think I have swamp vag!" "Do you smell that swamp vag right now, disgusting!"
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A wet Karen. The grandmother of a river rat. An old wrinkled bag with leather skin called grandma.
I was walking down the beach when two Swamp Sallys playing vollyball asked for suntan lotion.
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The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between the buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to a swamp buggy.
I was swamp buggying her last night.
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The unfortunate occurrence when one's ass gets sweaty, itchy and smelly usually after a low-quality dump or when another dump is impending. This often occurs in hot weather situations. Swamp ass can also occur when one is holding back flatulence or avoiding taking a dump in a filthy bathroom.
I had Indian food for lunch then got all sweaty walking home and have a nasty case of swamp ass. I need a shower and a butt-wipe. Dude I have the worst swamp ass right now but there's no way I'm taking a dump in that place.
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