A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon
I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint
overwhelmed emotionally
The Youtube video of. The famous double rainbow was narrated by a emotional tampon.
A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.
"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"
The act of Hub City Stomping so hard that you crack a Disco Ball with your head and use a random tampon for your face gash.
Travis Nelson rocked it so hard at that show that he needed a Disco Ball Tampon!
Characterized by having a wet personality.
That guy's quite tamponous; he ran away after I said I am male and not a microwave.
Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.
Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?