Tamponous

Characterized by having a wet personality.

That guy's quite tamponous; he ran away after I said I am male and not a microwave.

tamponing

when one male golfer slips another male golfer a tampon because they whiffed a shot and the so called prank really torques off women everywhere.

Did you see that woods is tamponing again.

tamponing

The action of placing a tampon in the vagina rather than using a pad. This action must be professed and experience might be necessary.

I wasn't tamponing until I was in tenth grade.

tampon mirage

When you feel you have a tampon inside you when you do not

I have a tampon mirage, crazy huh

Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.

Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

tampon soup

When you eat a girl out on her period

" i bet you had tampon soup last night"
"Fuck you joe, she wasnt on her period"

Tampon party

When girls all gather for one girl to get a tampon from another and they all end up joining in.

So you guys are all going huh, must be a tampon party.