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October 17 national tell bo Harvey who ur crush is day

Tell bo Harvey who ur crush is but he promises he wonโ€™t tell anyone

Bo: its national tell bo Harvey who ur crush is day
Grace: aww man oh well Iโ€™ll do it anyway

October 17 national tell bo Harvey who ur crush is day

by Bo hwhwhehe October 16, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

by The Pimp March 5, 2004

42๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020


Oh no, I just wound you. Donโ€™t tell me youโ€™re broken. So not fair. Iโ€™ve taken extra good care of you and everything.

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Donโ€™t tell me youโ€™re broken. So not fair. Iโ€™ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

by January 9, 2021

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.๐Ÿ˜Š

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.๐Ÿ˜Š

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.๐Ÿ˜Š

by Somepersonwhoknows September 15, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery

Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 29, 2021

38๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022