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the act of texting someone when your more asleep than you are awake and you have no idea what your saying; you usually don't remember the conversation the next day; similar to drunk texting
friend 1:heyy man you still up??
friend 2:hweytbj
friend 1:huh?
------------next day------------------
friend one: what was up with you last night bro?
friend two: whatddya mean i was asleep by eleven.
friend one: i texted you last night and you sent me some kinda wierd shit.
friends two: sorry man musta been sleep-texting agian.
Groups of specially selected people in your cell phone book in which you customize texts for at holidays or special events.
At Christmas, you might send a "Merry Christmas, cutie" to old hook-ups or "plan b - back-up" hook-ups in your life,
while you might send a "Happy Holidays, I love you" to only your close friends and family.
"Happy Hanukkah" might go to a text bracket of your Jewish friends.
These three types of scenarios are different "text brackets".
Which text bracket do you fall into in your friends lives?
an excessively long text message
damnit, my mom is text booking me again.
When you stupidly leave your phone around a group of 'mates' and they decide to send a message such as "I've always loved you" to everyone in your phone book.
You know you've been victim to a text jacker when your gran sends you a message saying she loves you too!
Texting on your cell while taking a dump.
David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.
Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"
David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"
Those late night drunk texts you never wanted to send.
We only tell ourselves about the text vomit.
The only way to die in Call of Duty
i had a 24 kill streak but i was texting amanda so i died