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purse

the stash of "good shit" you hold back for yourself.

Come on Ol' girl bust out the "purse", I know this ain't the good shit you are selling me.

by Rex Turbo October 25, 2007


PURSE.

When YOUR ASSHOLE taken from you and the ultimate solution lies in the PURSE MODEL.

Hey ANAL ALAN they can't see your ASSHOLE yet but when we get the PURSE. you will have an ASSHOLE again, " oh excellent is I hope you pick out one for this admitted PEDOPHILE PUSHER , oh we at the URBAN DID, " what would that be " ya gang" , well that be no DICK, no NUTS , no SCROTUM , and no PROSTATE as save the best for last , as you would have a real nice ASSHOLE , and not only that you would feel SOCIAL SECURITY from this PURSE treatment is over as we give you that VAGINA but to you , "IT'S A FUCKING CUNT", once again , "ASSHOLE FACE'.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 14, 2021


Purse Eve

The night before the day you purchase a new purse.

Hey so I’m having a purse eve next Wednesday, i already sent invitations. there will be an early midnight snack and a late midnight jpeg reveal. your attendance is mandatory. I repeat, this is non-optional. Oh, and don’t forget to bring a donation for the donation bin (cash is acceptable and encouraged). All proceeds will benefit the gayward youth. Ok well, see ya.

by blackenedsicken March 13, 2022


Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 10, 2012


Penis Purse

A mans scrotum

I keep my balls in my penis purse

by TyTyCool January 9, 2021


Pussy Purse

1. Fanny pack worn over female genitalia.

2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch strapped across the pussy

My wife stuffed her pussy purse for her run.

by Zaoddball February 3, 2024


Pussy Purse

1. Fanny pack worn over female genitalia
2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch worn over pussy

My wife stuffed her pussy purse for her run.

by Zaoddball February 3, 2024