Bingo Button

The "Hot Spot on a Woman".
The center of a woman's universe.

Honey, if you keep rubbing my Bingo Button like that, then you better get the spatula to peel me of the ceiling

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mutton button

A large, meaty nipple.

"That dude has sone real mutton buttons."

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Turbo Button

Also known as the air conditioning button in wimpy four banger cars. When the AC is disabled, it gives your beater a little boost. Great for quick starts and getting up steep hills. Can be used in conjunction with down shifting for maximum power.

"This hill's pretty steep - better hit the Turbo Button."

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Missing button

A supposed person that exudes a presence but isn't definitively present, or even existent; much like 'seeing' a missing button: an object that you may assume exists and is somewhere, but there isn't any concrete evidence that this is so.

*Important*
A missing button is NOT simply someone you haven't met yet. A missing button is renowned on some level, but validated by very few (if anyone).

"Torin has mentioned Erica from time to time for the past couple years and no one has ever met her. Anyone find that odd?"

"Well, we did group chat with her on AIM that one time for 10 minutes. I feel like he might have shown me a picture of the side of her head once, I can't remember."

Erica is a missing button.

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womba button

secret button located on the ps2

yo have u seen that womba button?

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Close Button

1. The button that will close a window while operating a computer.
2. The resource a non technical person will refer to in the event of an unwanted computer mishap or problem no matter how serious or unavoidable.
3. A button that internet users look for but find absent in most flash based pop-ups.
4. A simple way to postpone a notification by a program until next time when the user can repeat the naïve action again without regard for information in the notification or the “Do not ask me again” check box.

"Where is the close button on this thing?"

(Virus Detected) “Dammit! Why won’t this close?!?!”

“It doesn’t matter how many times I press the close button, it comes up every time I start the internet.”

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Brown Buttoning

The act of spreading ones ass cheeks and touching the petri anal area to the surface of another persons body.

"Damn Joel, why do you stink?" "I got brown buttoned last night"

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