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The act of a woman trying to gain the attention of a man, usually in a problematic and aggressive manner.
"Breanna quit dog barking at that man, its rude."
too much teeth used while giving a bj
"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"
PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...
Peeling out, burning rubber. The sound made when one floors it causing the tires on a car or truck to squeal loudly.
After the car meet people stood on the sidewalk to watch the cars drive away. They were all barking tires as they left.
Stop Talking and Start Fighting
Take off your leaves, Hide your branches, Strip Your Bark, We about to have a tree fight.
A Bark Dum is a self-centered, edgy teenager, likely a know-it-all. Often maintains a snarky or bitter attitude.
Bark Dum
you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly
McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes
Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later
McDiamond
Im sneaky like that ;)
Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions
McDiamond
Ok, go ahead
Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say
McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket
Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz
McDiamond
Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though
Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come
McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.
Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics
Tree bark Loves weird movies music and no one in the world enjoys a good book tho.. if you’re feeling antisocial and full of sarcasm you might be an Emily or Tree bark…
“I hate Timmy” says only tree barks and Emily’s
Tree bark Loves weird movies music and no one in the world enjoys a good book tho.. if you’re feeling antisocial and full of sarcasm you might also be an Emily…
“I hate Timmy” says only an Tree Bark