Ben

A Ben is someone who is extremely annoying, and gay. He also masturbates and makes fun of people because he is insecure.

"God your such a BEN!"

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ben

the fat kid sitting next to me oof

ben is gay

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Ben

Someone who you can not resist. Makes you feel alive and happy whenever you are with him. Will make a promise and then break it. You will like him, he won't like you. You will never be able to get over him even though he forgot about you.

Friend: Did he break his promise and forget about you already?
You: Yeah, he's such a Ben.

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Ben

Ben has very small testicles and half a penis. He was born out of a cows leg. He drives a mongoose that lost his legs and they replaced it with wheels.

You look and act like a ben.

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Ben

Noun
1)a slightly eccentric ninth grader who mispells words and enjoys subtle irony. ¡Qué wow!

2) Black Eternal Necropolis

3) Not an emo/homosexual

"Ben seems emo, until he laughs..."
"Ben is a slightly eccentric ninth grader who mispells words and enjoys subtle irony."

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Ben

A very bloody ass whole with three cocks inside of it at the same time.

I heard Jessie had a Ben last night at that party, shit that must of hurt.

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Ben

Likes small children. Has a hamster fetish. Has the sex drive of a Lemming. Looks that only Helen Keller could describe, Ben can usually be found in friend's drive-ways, beds, cars, or where ever he feels the need to pass out. Ben's greatest defense is crying himself to sleep naked in a dark corner. Ben cannot be trust when left alone for he has been known to pee on floors. Has a small penis, but tries to compensate for it with his humor.

Used in a sentence: God, that weirdo is such a Ben!

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