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A middle aged conservative white male who like all middle aged conservative white males drone on and on and on about "morality" and "God".
Like all middle aged ocnservative white males, he also cheats on his wife and obviously has no respect for the impact it would have on his children
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puddin pop sell out house nigga. the only thing hes gonna catch is a cold at the school bus. hes a big smelly nappy jig, and he talks like a rotten coon. plush pillow ass nigga velveeta smackin tuck boat ash try dirty nigger craft.
Michael J Fox: Hey nigger, i have a few slaves in my basement and they could use a good talking to cause i cant stop shaking.
Bill Cosby: Ohhh Michael, im Bill Cosby, you know, big plush pillow ass nigga. IM A BIG FAT SMELLY NIGGA!!!!!! (with cosby accent.)
rabbi gluck: Bill, cantour lebo and i both agree that you are one big NIGGER. Puddin Pop lips smackin pushed in nose nigga.
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One of the funniest and most intelligent comedians ever. Died of cancer of the pancreas (I think) in 1994 at the age of 32. Reguarly insulted the government, the authorities and anything else that came to mind. Great supporter of legalising drugs.
"If you work in marketing or advertising, kill yourself. Just planting seeds, just planting seeds".
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The greatest football fans in the world. It’s a religion in WNY that 30 other cities do not understand. Nor will they ever. The biggest band of brothers and sisters in all professional sports. They always have each other’s backs. They will support their team win or “loose” (Green Bay fan) forever!!! No one circles the wagons like Bills Mafia.
Bills Mafia are so bad ass that one member bit the head off of a bat. Get on the crazy train or get the fuck out of the way.
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A completely unconstitutional bill that gives the government the power to mandate that you must have health insurance or else. Government run healthcare is, in fact, a tenant of socialism, and will help to bankrupt any nation. This bill was passed using backroom deals and bribery. This bill is unconstitutional because nowhere in the Constitution is the government given the power to tell us to purchase something. The Constitution states that all powers not explicitly delegated to the federal government are given to the States and the People. If the government was to get their slimy hands out of healthcare, the prices would go down, as proven time and time again with other commodities.
Man, now I have to spend all this money on health insurance because of the Healthcare bill when I can barely pay my bills in the first place! Is the government trying to ruin me???
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One of the worst things you could call someone. Known to have a "talk show" that he says is in the "no spin zone." Right, and the Earth doesn't have gravity. Someone who has the audacity to cut off decent guests (example Ron Paul) who have differing (i.e. CORRECT) views from him during interviews. Basically just another mouth piece for the neocons.
Also included in the worst things you could call someone are George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Rupert Murdoch, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Pat Robertson, Rush Limbaugh, etc.
"Dude, you never gave him a chance to answer your questions during your debate... Way to be such a Bill O'Reilly."
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1. 42nd president of the United States. Bill Clinton Ushered in the Age of the "world wide web" and was the first US president to send an Email (March 1993).
2. Although famous for a sex scandal that included oral sex among other acts with several secretaries, Clinton accomplished several tasks, for which he was either hated or loved, depending on the party.
3. Bill Clinton Waged rather successfully two Wars, Bosnia and Kosovo, which like Reagan, no one remembers. He managed to save thousands of American lives by using the Star Wars strategy of Ronald Reagan.
4. Clinton was the first U.S. president to allow Gays in the Military with his "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy in the 1990s.
5. Clinton was elected shortly after an Appearance on the Arsenio Hall show, where he played a Saxaphone on live Television.
6. Clinton's Vice President Al Gore claimed to have invented the internet, and the Environment, but he was only half right. (See Al Gore).
7. Clinton fired Janet Reno for suggesting masterbation be made socially acceptable and taught in schools.
"When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale."
"The road to tyranny, we must never forget, begins with the destruction of the truth."
"'We're not inflicting pain on these fuckers,' Clinton said, softly at first. 'When people kill us, they should be killed in greater numbers.'
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