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Jack Boss

A Jack Boss is a really weird kind of person. Very emotional and probably gay. He’s really nice to everybody but he tends to put others before himself. Very much a weirdo though! Kinda gay.

Jack is such a Jack Boss! He’s so gay and nice!

by ToriScottSmelly October 14, 2022


Evan Boss

Name of a white person, very small microscopic cock, that makes shitty memes for fun but no one likes they laugh because they're scared that hell shoot up the school if they don't and also has a very small cock

Damn that guy looks like hell shoot up the school and make shitty memes

must be an Evan Boss

by DarkWolf741 January 19, 2018


The Boss We

Much like The Spousal We.... meaning "You". Your Boss would use this when he/she has an undesirable task to assign, but doesn't want to appear unpopular by telling you to do it.

The Boss We: "Hmm, the system is down but these budget reports must get out by tomorrow. What we need to do is work all night and crunch numbers by hand. Too bad I can't stay and help, see you in the morning."

by Avenger94 October 19, 2008


Boss Music

That feeling when you fucked up and feel like you hear suspension music.

Person 1: Oh fudge I friggin started a fire!
Also Person 1: Why do I hear Boss Music?

by TheNonDefinitioner March 2, 2021


Table Boss

A Hawaiian spearfishing nickname for the Tarry Hogfish or Aka 'a'awa. Named so because it is so foul to eat that it inevitably rules the dinner table untouched at the end of the meal. It has come to refer to the "last choice" in any category.

Example 1: "Did you smell my wife's casserole? That will be table boss for sure."
Example 2: "That poor kid will never get a girl to dance with him. He's total table boss."

by Keem the Dream August 19, 2022


Head-boss

A sexual tactic in which a woman exclaims a man is her boss when performing oral sex.

A man is seen, and heard, being the "Head-boss" of his hooker, Candy D.

by The Muffin Men January 10, 2011


boss poop

The last or largest poop to come out before wiping.

(Coined by my 4 year old son in a restaurant restroom)
Mommy: Brady, are you done?
Brady: No, I'm waiting for the Boss Poop.
Mommy: What's a Boss Poop.
Brady: ...the last poop to come out...

by Crapper™ March 17, 2016