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When you longbottom so hard you don't look like yourself pre-puberty, much like how Steve Rogers didn't look the same pre- and post- serum.
Damn! That's Jerry from high school? I didn't even recognize him! Puberty Captain America'd his ass
A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.
“Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet”
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”
A boss/supervisor who puts everyone else down to cover up their own inadequacies. Constantly overworking staff, under appreciating them and doing very little themselves. Their ultimate specialty is delegation. They berate staff to their fellow workmates to justify their own superficial, pathetic existence. Usually fat, ugly and angry at the world.
Look out, here comes Captain Choda, I wonder what we've done wrong now......
Warning, Captain Choda is on the war path.
The most followed Albanian geography account on TikTok.
TikToker that’s known for geography videos, memes, gags and more!
Man 1: Hey dude I just was one of Captain Monkey’s videos!
Man 2: I know me too! How does he make such good maps?
Try to do something small and humble and end up doing something magnificent and amazing
"I'm going to do a little fundraiser"
"Let's hope it turns out to be a captain Moore"
A drink that was created by drunken teenagers from jersey at 1 a.m. It contains orange propel fitness water and about 3 shots of captain morgan. The combination of these fluids creates a smooth tasting liquid orgasm.
Guy 1: Dude what am I drinking?
Guy 2: The Captain's Propeller brosef!
Guy 1: WOW! This is like a liquid orgasm!
A top 100 hit song of 2019. A Build-A-Bear Eevee plush with a Captain's hat. Truly a work of art and beauty. She always covers her eyes, because if you see them they'll make you wanna cry, she is so adorable that she'll make you wanna get an audiobook from Audible. She is the greatest captain of them all, she'll invite you to every party or ball, she moves at an elegant pace that she'll make you wanna make your own domain with Squarespace.
Person 1: Have you ever heard of Captain Eevee?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: Fuck you, watch Captain Eevee on the website youtube.com