Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.

My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.

Lillian Card

The best possible card you can get. its creative and funny and a b-day must-have! :3

Oh, I hope a Lillian Card comes with this gift!

yellow card

Something you get in soccer if you do something the ref doesnt like. Yellow Card is not a band. yellowcard is a band. Please get this straight. If you are searching for the band in google, do not type in yellow card because it will bring up soccer sites.

Our team racked up the yellow cards this season.

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credit card

The process of falling down, legs spread, and hitting an object in the anal or groin region, usually followed by intense pain and urination.

Eric was sliding down the staircase when he slipped and credit carded himself on the railing.

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V Card

V' card is when your still a virgin/being a jonas brother

Tose pussy jonas' still got their v cards

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gay card

Usually an insult said to someone slightly slow. After being told they have dropped their gay card, the victim looks down, as if looking for it, thereby announcing to the world he's gay.

Matt "Hey Rob, you dropped your gay card."
Rob "Fuck You"

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yellow card

n, used to decribe a girl or woman who is, to be honest, a prostitute. Old Russian expression, I picked it up in Crime and Punishment - apparently 'back in the day' in Russia legal prostitutes carried a special yellow passport

that bitch is carryin a yellow card fo' sho'

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