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The act of walking like there is a Bloomin' Onion hidden/smuggled in your pants.
How ironic that Damin just left Boulder Creek with his grandpa and now has boulder creek swag
A swamp full of clout demons and treeshes
“Bro, party was lame asf, hella Timber Creek heads pulled up
Pine Creek High School is the place where you learn that the only reason people live in Colorado is to smoke and fuck with bitches who are at best a 6.5/10. Don't try to leave the lunch room or else that short dean lady will beat the shit out of you, she thinks she is some sort of god, when in reality she cant even reach the top bookshelf cause of how short she is. Oh and by the way, who even goes to the library? that's some wack stuff right there, like you think i'm gonna read about some shit that happened 2000 years ago. How true even is half of that stuff? How can all of the religious books all be in the non fiction section at the same time? Islam alone says that "there is no god but allah." Cornell notes are a staple for the majority of students here, if decide to go through World History then good luck, you'll have a G for a teacher but expect Cornell notes to be your life for the next year now. I hope your children are doing well.
Thankfully this is all balanced out with some decent teachers at the school. like um.. well... at least one of our students is a sex offender.
oh shit you go to pine creek high school? I heard that Aiden Riley Wilson went there.
Shit ass school that is broker than a homeless Illegal Immigrant
Fred: How is Milk Creek Academy?
Me: I fucking hate it
Fred: Damn
stow creek is a small town that has country boys and girls and people who just want to get out it. it is known for nothing and when you say you are from here no one knows what you are talking about, in fact it may not even exist
person a: oh where are you from?
person b: stow creek
person a: where?
A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.
*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."
2 seconds later,
"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
The opposite of a blumpkin or pissing on a chick while she takes a dump.
They knew they were in love after he gave her some a loving bitter creek.