scott’s creek

scotts creek is the worst elm school in wnc. want your daughter to get hit on by a teacher? here’s the place!!! want your son to make bomb threats? you’re at the right place!!!

mom: do you want to go to scott’s creek?
daughter: do you want me to get hate crimed?

briddle creek

Home of the crooks,thugs, and savages where crack selling was easy where gambling and killing someone sounded so easy is briddle creek aka ShottasVille

It got the name ShottasVille when one savage out there name on the map when letting shots of and making a rival gang called TFG so you know briddle creek is not somewhere to be when it gets dark outside if you not from there don't be out there briddle creek aka ShottasVille is one of the most dangerous neighborhoods out Virginia beach

Mom can I go to my friends house ?
Yes sure why not where does your friend stay ?

Briddle creek right around the corner

Nevermind you can't go

Sutter Creek

The Jewel of the Mother Lode. Which isn't saying much.

Its population is about 2000. It's located smack-dab in the middle of Ass County, Assachusetts, USA. The 'A' in USA just stands for more ass.

(It's definitely not from Amador County nope nope no sir-ee)

There is a shitty school nearby. It's called Amador High School.

It mainly consists of:

- An entire army of (shitty) football players who like to point at girls and go, "ayyyy she got double d's"
- An entire army of 4' 11" girls who keep pulling their leggings up in an attempt to appear sexy but it just looks like they're giving themselves a wedgie
- Our lord and savior Cella
- weird drama kids
- weird band kids
- Those couples that stand in the middle of the hall and kiss when you're trying to go to fucking Geometry class
- A clowder of emos who call themselves nonbinary catgirls
- A bunch of country boys probably named Travis or something that call everything gay
- Weird horse girls (hurr durr)
- Trailer park trash
- People who don't have computers at home
- People who'd risk their lives to film Tiktoks
- People whose entire lives revolve around goats

And more! Come experience this at Amador County (and get peacefully drunk with fellow grandmas/grampas xoxo)

Teenage girl: Did you hear about Sutter Creek? I heard it's the Hick capital of the world!
Travis: hurr durr you got double d's

back creek valley

best damn place on earth (located in WEST VIRGINIA)

back creek valley is where its at

Creek Burn

The intense sunburn associated with being at Mountain Creek Water Park all day.

Dont slap me on my creek burn

milk creek academy

Shit ass school that is broker than a homeless Illegal Immigrant

Fred: How is Milk Creek Academy?
Me: I fucking hate it
Fred: Damn

Swimming the creek

Rather than making an actual connection with your crushconnecting the bridge this is the act of stalking their social media to see if they are single or not.

You creep just quit swimming the creek.