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When buying for older people on your shopping list... Get them something you would like.... There's a "chance" you might get it back in a few years.... (when they die)
Helen, I'm green gifting mom those earrings we looked at in Tiffany's last week. I can't wait to wear them to her funeral.
To give a gift to someone to get a gift back or use as leverage to:
Complain later
Harass
Martyr yourself as a saint
Etc
Can be noun or verb.
My baby mama gave me a present on Christmas and later gift bitched me to her family
Gift bitch gifting bitching
greek godess mommy who birthed three children: kate reuben and seren.
me: "MOMMIE"
gift okey: "i dont listen to mitski"
me: "ew! still love ya tho x"
Yeay! 'Tis a fellow that impart nowt but the most worthless gifts upon another, whilst sporting a sincere smile of benevolence.
That Fuckwit is a Shonky Gift Tactician, he sucks balls.
The ability to lure children into one's dungeon.
Wtaf, George. You have the gift of the gab. I thought I told you that 5 kids in your basement was enough!
A white girl's favorite gift besides Uggs,Yoga leggings,and crop tops
Crackers luhhh dem Starbucks gift cardzzz
A gift whose value or benefit accrues as much or more to the giver as the recipient. Examples: You give your partner season tickets knowing full well that you will always go together. Or you give a woman beautiful lingerie that you will appreciate as much as she. Or you take a date to dinner at a restaurant you both enjoy.
"The next present was obviously a boomerang gift, but that's all right. I wanted it anyway."